my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories
this is me, i am pete, love me
we love you pete
1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u
THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU
I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week.
"i don’t like to eat late snacks at night, it’s not healthy"
ur insecure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i kno what for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ur a bitch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
food will last approximately 6.4 seconds in front of me the second it’s put down, i ain’t got no time to instagram any of that
not trying to make this about me but i look really cute here