wifiweed:

*goes to fancy restaurant orders the kids’ meal*

When you’re in first place in Mario Kart and shit starts going down behind you:

piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks
b0yonce:

Bae.

b0yonce:

Bae.

j-willikers:

wicked-mint-leaves:

kateevangelistaauthor:

This is SO cool that I just had to share.

you clever fuckers

my teacher used this today

j-willikers:

wicked-mint-leaves:

kateevangelistaauthor:

This is SO cool that I just had to share.

you clever fuckers

my teacher used this today

atteniton:

Omg I love her song “toxic”

atteniton:

Omg I love her song “toxic”