tyleroakley:

selfiekween:

MY MAiN GOAL iS TO BLOW UP AND ACT LiKE i DON’T KNOW NOBODY

THIS IS A REAL HUMAN????


mundanemuggletribute:

the-apple-pie-life:

vinegod:

Stop with the FROZEN! by Patrick Barnes

But….this is me.

He walked right into that one


thisisrusko:

when will crop tops come back? <3

(Source: ashtonirwinish)

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

no you don’t understand i have a good fashion sense but i don’t have any money

(Source: barrowmans)

hotsinglezombies:

what do you mean im still fat i did a sit up 3 years ago

(Source: hotsingledads)

brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

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